18 August 2022

Roy Martin

Roy was born at the young age of 2 and has been getting older ever since.

He now lives on the outskirts of Salisbury having been stuck ‘in the north’ for most of his life. He loves breathing, eating, drinking and sleeping, but not necessarily in that order. 

He’d love to stay in bed past 7:00am but with two young children that’s only a dream.

If he could, he’d sleep all day and eat all night, but those days are behind him, and quite right.

“If you saw him in the light,
“You’d have a bit of a fright,
“That’s why we put him on at night.”

Listen to ‘The Fabulous Late Roy Martin’, weekdays from 10:00pm on Salisbury Radio.

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